jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

mybigfatredwedding:

How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease

sealcat:

do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless 

(Source: prom-night-dumpster-baby)

loliconprince:

loliconprince:

im going in the XD tag wish me luck

Regret

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

dietchola:

ahrned:

dietchola:

a giant thing of grapes is singing evanessence 

IM SHITTING

egberts:

be there or be²

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

“sister, that’s fashion”

and just walked away

downwith-perfection:

This gif can work for pretty much everything.

Phone died: this gif.

Failed a test: this gif.

Period: this gif.

Lots of homework: this gif.

I feel like breaking a plate: this gif.

(Source: battle-of-evermore)

karkaties:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

yep im just laying here

not gonna stop laying here

(Source: katiewompus)

katsallday:

thehappyfangirl:

This was actually a pretty big Disney deal - Lady was one of the first female Disney characters to have conceivably had sex when she had her wild night out with Tramp.  When she returned home, Jock and Trusty immediately offered to marry her so her reputation wouldn’t be sullied by her outing.

You go, Lady. Get your freak on :)

Reason number 5592939728184838 why Lady and the Tramp is one of my all time favorites.

itzlilzassbutt:

foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

12% a thing

mutisija:

mutisija:

*throws confetti*

*collects all confetti from floor* *puts the confetti in trash can* *kicks the trash can*